What can you say about this sign that it doesn’t say all on its own! Not much I suppose although I love this bit, “close the pothole and select program.” Why do I like that, well isn’t it obvious? All washing machines should be treated like cabins on a ship, or conversely all washing machines should be treated like cabins on a ship, meaning that the cabin can be inside the washing machine or the room where you use it could be the cabin!
Please whatever you do when you follow the “IT IS A PUBLIC PLACE IT USE THE EDUCATION” sign (classic translation) don’t insert your head after opening the pothole, even this Cat knows that you insert clothes. It might be dangerous to insert one’s head, and if my cousins Nobby’s little excision into the tumble dryer was anything to go by inserting a head, or in Nobby’s case all your body, into a washing machine can be an inordinately painful experience.
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”
I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’
This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.
If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams
Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?
To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.
The Cat's Blog - www.thecatsdiary.com 
When one has taken ones head out of the porthole I am pleased to see that they severely forbid the washing of things like my jumper and my collection of plushies. Wash day is always very traumatic when I have to see all my toys hung up on the line by their ears or other parts.
You poor tortured, canine rights violated, Spangle, who would do something so dastardly as to wash your toys and then dangle them by their ‘dangly’ bits (I am guessing that’s what you meant, but know that you are too nice a pooch to mention the bits that your toys are dangled by just leave that to The Cat).
What a good job you haven’t seen your toys when they are in the washing machine, they don’t only get wet you know! But a nice doggie like you doesn’t want to hear about how your toys are treated do you?