Mole access denied   2 comments

Poor lonely Mole

Poor lonely Mole!

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”


2 responses to “Mole access denied

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  1. Moles can read? We have a problem with moles but didn’t realise we could just put a sign up to keep the away. Better late than never…

    • Of course moles can read! Most animals can read but tend to ignore signs. However if you plant enough signs in your garden the moles will probably get bored with their tunnels being blocked and go somewhere else.

      We’ve only had one mole in our garden as far as I know. It managed to dig just the one tunnel before the semi-wild cats we feed gave it a good, or bad from the mole’s point of view, thumping! Poor little sod.

      I have to say I rather like moles. Especially when they ruin prize winning lawns, happily my lawns can’t be describes as even contenders let alone prize winning tee hee!

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