No Sausages   2 comments

Well where do they keep their Sausages then

Well where do they keep their Sausages then?

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  1. BOL that must be a good butcher! Like the one we saw with ‘no pies’ kept on vehicle. We’re getting ready to go to Cornwall… ha ha… leaving the beastly bengals and Pickle in care of the house sitter… while I go in search of some delicious cornish sausages… or bacon… even a pasty if no one’s looking!

    • Pies! I like pies!
      Cornish bacon? Is that a thing? I though tthe best bacon was from Wiltshire, or will you be stopping off and stocking up before you get to pasty land? Seems like a good idea.

      We’re just back from Rome and the Italian coast where we had some nice meals, but also some really rather poor ones, which came as a surprise.

      I must admit to swimming in a bowl of fish and shellfish tomato soup, can’t talk about food anymore now, I need to find a prawn!

      Happy Holidays!

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