Don’t know what you want from the menu?   5 comments

Well then have whatever!

Have whatever

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ will be available in China, aren’t the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”


5 responses to “Don’t know what you want from the menu?

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  1. Well you know me, I’m always happy to eat ‘whatever’… or I’ll give it a try! In fact given the choice of 1 2 or 3 I think I’d have to go for no 2 as kumquat with lemon and blueberry tea don’t exactly set my taste buds a quivering.

    • Hmm where do I start this answer. yes this menu wasn’t exactly made for you. But comes from the land where they are trying to, how can I put this ah! Yes, take doggie off the menu!

      I know about yours and all other dogs eating habits, actually I define the ‘dog language’ meaning of the doggie delacy “rotter” in my Diary… “a bit of meat or other dead thing that you find in the road which has been lying there, or kicked around for at least a week! Yummy!!!!!

      Do taste buds ever quiver?

      I trust your week is sunny? Mine began with a lie in. I got up two hours late at 7.30 and started the next book, still have to finish a script as well though, but want a head start on the next one for the Chinese bless them.

  2. Is that restaurant called “I Don’t Care”? The place you take your significant other when you ask where/what they want to eat and answer “I don’t care”?

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