An old village with a new sign   2 comments

Have you been to Scratchy Bottom? I’m itching to go.

Have You Been To Scratchy Bottom I m Itching To Go

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  1. I’m afraid to say that we’ve not been to Scratchy Bottom but it’s now on our list of places to go! We live not far from Happy Bottom. I wonder what other bottoms there are 🙂

    • I’m so glad that I could add my bottom to your list of things to er… do! Hmm I think we’ll stop this sentence right there!

      It must be nice to live near a Happy Bottom. We live near a village called Sluhy which means servants place.

      As to how many Bottoms there are in the UK I expect there are loads and the people who live in them, the Bottomleys have done rather well for themselves weren’t two Bottomleys govt ministers briefly?

      I hope the weather is wonderful for you over the weekend. It is barbecue weather hear, 25C when I was out this morning which was nice.

      I plan to do nothing, but unfortunately I will be working har ha, this stuff doesn’t write itself now does it?

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