What are they selling?   4 comments

Well I understand the battery bit

Why when I need to change batteries would I require an internal repair patch or Nitrogen?

Or hang on, do I need those things so that I can arrange my Euphrates or mobilise my Freon?

And why are the maps so heavy that when they pick them up and drop them on the counter the sales assistants are need to say “Hopa!”

If anyone knows what this sign is about and why on earth the shop used it I sort of envy them, not a lot though!


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ will be available in China, aren’t the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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4 responses to “What are they selling?

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  1. Haha. I really like the “Arranging the Euphrates” one…because you know, we all need to arrange our Euphrates sometimes. πŸ˜„

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