Dear Shane   Leave a comment

There is a man who works in a Walmart far, far away called Shane. Happily I have collected some of his Shanerisms and occasionally release them upon an unsuspecting audience.

Shane has problems! That’s clear, Shane would be hell to work, with let alone manage, Shane is obviously a genius, but the sort of genius you don’t give sharp knives to!

The Management may have to change their approach to Shane because just leaving Postit notes to chastise him for his little antics just isn’t working!

Here is one of my favourite postit notes to dear Shane from The Management who must have more patience than even legendary people in the Bible.


The world would be a sadder place without the Shane of this world, mind you it would also be less confusing and run more smoothly but then who would want that?

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ will be available in China, aren’t the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”


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