Hungry for Parrot!   2 comments

Hungry for Parrot

I used to feel that way about Parrots and oh having a whole 700 square metres to dine with them would’ve been just a dream.

Mind you now I’m rather partial to Canary and their aviary’s tend to be a lot smaller, making them easier dinner guests.

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ will be available in China, aren’t the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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  1. Do pretty coloured birds taste better than plain ones? I know Miss Pickle is quite partial to those very nice yellowy green tits that frequent the bird feeders. She seems to like them young, maybe their feathers are easier to digest.

    • Oh yes because when we talk about multicoloured birds we are talking turkey, well not quite ‘Turkey’ but Peacock, Parrot and other deliciously large birds. I was going to say “little tits don’t interest me,’ but rather unnervingly that sounded a little rude. Btu I’m sure you know what I mean my dear dog.

      Which would you choose a pound of Tripe or the entire wobbly stomach itself? I think I know the answer.


      The Cat

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