Continuing hygiene theme   2 comments

Hand and willy dryer France

In a restroom somewhere in France is a collection of very surprised, but happy men, getting clean with a very special machine.

It’s New Year’s Eve, and for any of those of my dear cuddly readers who may have not noticed, that means tomorrow is a New Year though I hope that doesn’t need explaining!

So my dear cuddly readers I would like to wish each and every one of you a very Happy New Year.

About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ will be available in China, aren’t the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”


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  1. Hi mt good Cat,
    I wanted to thank you for the wrongcard at christmas! I finally was able to view it in my archive folder. it never came to my in bin? I wanted to wish you the very best new years and I hope all is good with you and family!

    I go in the hospital on January 11th for surgery on my shoulder. I broke my Labrum by lifting a case of water! They plan for a full recovery after 2 months of rehab. So Thankfully, less pain for me next year! yeaay!

    Many Blessings to you and the family

    Kisses and Cream

    • Hello Tammy,

      It’s good to hear that you got the Wrongcard, sadly they do have a tendency to disappear into bins, spam and never get sent, but when they arrive they are usually worth it although of course there are only a select few people you could sent them to, people with a highly developed sense of humour, so happily mine went to exactly the right person.

      Thanks for the New Year’s wishes I too hope it will be great for both our families on each side of the Atlantic. Good luck with the operation in January. It’s great that you will be whole, pain free and hearty in just a few months and able to enjoy the rest of 2017 pain.

      It’s a shivering -4 here, we have just been on the phone to the branch of the family in Siberia and they have the same temperature, shiver. However they are used to this sort of cold, this Cat definitely isn’t even though in the years I have been here it has been colder, one good thing is that we don’t have snow, just thick frost, the lake outside the front window is frozen solid, much to the Ducks disappointment.

      You take the greatest of care my pal.


      The Cat

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