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It does what it says on the billboard Taiwan

So girls if you have “larger legs and buttocks of women wearing” then you know exactly where to shop, V.O.L.A. of Taiwan!

Now can anyone explain to me what “larger legs and buttocks of women wearing” actually means? I haven’t a clue, the lady in the picture doesn’t seem to possess larger legs, although larger than what they don’t say, she does have her hand over one of her legs, is that significant?

Sadly there isn’t a picture of her, ‘cough,’ ‘buttocks’ to see just how gigantic they might be.

Still for a human she looks like a nice lady and I have to say rather proud of her “larger legs and buttocks,” good for her I say. Mind you I wish I could offer a bit of fashion advice to her, the dress is appalling and don’t even get me started on the coat or the red thing sticking out of her head!

Happily I could give her oodles of fashion advice because Cats have a great sense of style. There aren’t many beings that can carry off a fur coat in the middle of summer, are there? And definitely not the human variety of beings at any time of the year!

About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ will be available in China, aren’t the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75


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