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Look what turned up in my garden over night! I have been trying to clear the hidden builder’s rubble that comes with every renovated house and get the garden ‘straight’ and it looks like my efforts have met with the approval of some passing wild life.

Oh Deer

I’m not sure but as the hoof prints are under four inches long I believe that either one or two young deer decided to stomp all over my garden and help me get it level.

Poor things might have got a shock though because if they strayed too close to the house the movement sensor controlled lights would have come on. Although knowing Deer, as I obviously don’t, I’m a Cat for goodness sake, they probably thought that a party had just started, because they then proceeded to dance all over the rest of the garden.

Happily they didn’t jump on the car in the drive or do any damage, but better still the garden is more or less empty of plants currently as we move several tons of grot that the bastards who did the house up, oh sorry I mean ‘builders’ buried for us to find when we decided to dig in the garden, all of which means that the Deer will probably not have been able to snack on anything green, so they might well go home, tell their friends “not to bother jumping into ‘that’ garden, you know the one that belongs to The Cat because he just doesn’t know how to grow juicy plants.”

What a shame that the motion sensor cameras are still not working, reasons I’ll keep for another blog I expect, or I would be posting mug shots of the visitors!

Anyway I have to go because I am just about to go and put piles of nice flavoursome carrots in several neighbour’s gardens so that any nocturnal visitors can discover just how worthwhile it is to visit their gardens and give mine a miss in future. Who said “Clever Cat!”


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ will be available in China, aren’t the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams


Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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