All the rage in Novosibrisk!   2 comments

Admittedly it’s cold in Novosibirsk in the winter, -30C odd is cold by anyone’s standards but would the cold persuade you to wear these?


And I only want answers from my female readers please gentlemen and cross dressing government ministers and cabinet members!

Although I’ll admit a size that is XXXXL would fit even my largest gender confused reader wouldn’t it?

If you are interested in the brand, well “Chuangyahe” is ‘Yellow River’ in Russian. It’s nice to see that a Chinese product sold (hopefully) only in Russia has the rest of the text and I can assure you the washing instructions on the obverse written in English, probably adds a little caché to the entire endeavour I imagine.

Oh…! Like me have you just noticed that the ‘model’s’ navel or the seam of the ensemble, for want of a better word though ‘bloomer’ came to mind, is really rather off centre. Actually on closer inspection neither the seam nor the navel are in the middle of the torso, what a sad tortured model that poor (hopefully again) lady must be!

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ will be available in China, aren’t the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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2 responses to “All the rage in Novosibrisk!

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  1. The photograph alone tells 1 million stories. The Nabel being off-center from the seam and then the large bump down at the bottom tells me that someone is very excited about the underwear Lol “yellow river” must be their “thing” hat har

    • You are so right about the stories in this picture, and I expect I could make up a few more too boot.

      I’d noticed the rather large lump in the pubic bone area, or “nethers” as they refer to that general area “down below,” in Yorkshire, but I was rather too shy to mention it. What a good job I have you to do that for me and then allow me to continue, tee hee.

      Actually when writing this it suddenly occurred to me that the ‘model’ might actually be a mannequin, it would explain a lot, though I have to say I think I may have dated someone once with a body not unlike the one in the picture, but happily not wearing the knickers, oh dear what have I said, she was wearing knickers, and a different pair most days… hmm I think I’ll shut up here.


      The Cat

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