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Koh Talu Thailand

Well this hotel in Koh Talu, Thailand didn’t cover the murdering of tourists but otherwise the list of things that will make your stay simply horrible is rather complete in this never-humble Cat’s opinion.

Although I visited Thailand for my Travelogue the Tourist Board were rather generous and enabled me to keep their dirt safely swept under the carpet.

As a fair assessor of the worst holiday destinations and indeed visitor of destinations of the world which should be avoided at all costs I allow each government or tourist board to buy the withering description of their country out of my Travelogue.

This lucrative arrangement did rather make The Travelogue a much slimmer tome than my first masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from as Cat’s Diary’ but I have to say far more lucrative in up front and I have to stress ‘recurring’ payments!

Sorry I’m only stressing the recurring payments because a few countries are slightly over due transferring this years payments, but that may well be caused by the inordinately complicated tax avoidance scheme you know similar to the ones that Vodaphone’s, Apple’s and a load of dodge tax avoiding corporations use to swindle the very consumers they rely upon to make the obscene profits that would have been taxed properly if… well you get my drift.

This “snazzy arrangement” (their words not mine) was set up by my management consultants and tax accountants and includes, but not exclusively, double invoicing, tax spreading and “quadra tripartite reverse payments” through Ireland, Luxembourg, the UK and most if not all of the other money laundering, tax avoiding countries of the world.

If you need to laugh out loud and have missed the opportunity to read my Travelogue for some awful reason, then I do recommend clicking the link here and in no time at all (if you buy an ePub version) or several days if you buy the beautiful softcover one with an illustration by yours truly on the back cover.

Travelogue by John Woodcock

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ will be available in China, aren’t the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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