If you read Chinese are you in for a treat!   8 comments

Great news! My first book, ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary,’ which has been regularly described as a masterpiece of feline literature, is currently being translated into Chinese! Yes I know, how about that? And after all of the dreadful menu and sign translations I’ve published. The Chinese have obviously forgiven me and decided that they love the book and want everyone to read it.

I have to say I want everyone in China to read it too, because there are loads of potential customers bless them.

First page of my book in Chinese

You do think that the Chinese have forgiven me for things like this…

A place to be alone Hong Kong

… and they aren’t just kidding me and printing some awful jumbled version of my book? They wouldn’t do that to me would they, I’m nice and cuddly and have wonderful teeth and whiskers, ok my breath smells a bit fishy and burp… my table manners leave something to be desired but I am nice, honest!

Oh I thought of a title for the picture above!

“A place to be alone Hong Kong!” Har ha!

I’m done for aren’t I?

About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet. Happily soon ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ will be available in China, aren’t the Chinese lucky!

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75


8 responses to “If you read Chinese are you in for a treat!

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  1. Oh this is fantastic news for you! Congratulations to you.

    • Thank you. I have been working away with the Chinese for quite a while now and slowly but surely we are getting there. Fingers crossed that it goes forward, a million and one things could go wrong of course. I might for instance be on someone lunch menu over there, they are a bit unpredictable. But my Chinese agent is great, we are also working on using some of their loose change to put together a movie, they have a lot of it, but they don’t like waiting for long investments and as you know an animated movie would take at least two years which is a long time for them!

  2. Awesome! There are definitely quite a few potential customers there, so I do hope they’ve forgiven you and aren’t playing tricks.

    • Thanks. I too hope that they have forgiven me for all of the dreadful things I have said in the past and, sadly because I can’t keep my paws off the keyboard which is the equivalent of keeping my mouth shut, in the future!

      It’s possible that there is a movie deal behind the publication, but these things take time as you know, we will see, in the meantime I’m keeping my four feet firmly on the ground and resisting the temptation to corner the market in derivative Prawns! Tee hee!

  3. Excellent news!! I’m glad you mentioned ‘lunch menu’ yourself, I would have felt rather naughty to have brought that up!!

    • The news is great and I have to say I am rather pleased too. Still a long way to go but we’ll see what happens. You are too nice to have brought up lunch or a menu! :0)

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