This should be read in the voice of a yokel   2 comments

Oh the people of Dorset, them do like a larf!

But you have to admit as my good friend Teagan the Black Cocker Spaniel will tell you there are few places better to live.

Speaking of Teagan the Black Cocker Spaniel she has a blog, and a very fine one it is too, with great pictures of the landscape of Dorset, occasionally picturing an extremely good looking Cat called Pickle and some dogs… if you like that sort of thing! The dogs that is.

Now my friend Teagan some time ago started a new blog because she had filled up her first, the new address is “Teagan Times Too”, seems reasonable doesn’t it? So why oh why do new followers follow the old one? Sometimes I think that humans are very hard of understanding!

Oh by the way Teagan if you read this you owe me, and not Tripe or a bone that’s been buried for a couple of months… thank you! I’ll take some real currency, Prawns go down nicely this time of year! Or you could visit Swanage and take some pictures of my kittenhood home! Just saying! :0)

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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2 responses to “This should be read in the voice of a yokel

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  1. Oh me oh my, you must think me a terribly rude ungrateful pup!! But it’s just been so hectic lately what with work, the garden and granny, that we’re getting behind with everything.. and one can’t do a quick visit to look at something without getting distracted and before you know it an hour’s gone by!! I’m afraid I ate all the prawns so I think I shall take the Swanage option, we are long overdue a visit to our friend who has a shop there selling outdoor gear. Don’t hold your cat breath though… it could be some time!
    We do love this HGV sign… it’s the sort of thing we’d like to have, if we found one lying around. Or one of the ‘Plant Crossing’ signs would also be rather fun placed by a suitable plant in a pot.
    Thank you again for the lovely mention.

    • You are more than welcome and far too nice to be rude! I miss Swanage, I used to have a friend with a shop there, selling rubbish to tourists and it’s where I had my first summer job fleece the very same tourists for ice cream and hot dogs in the aptly named ‘Bizarre,’ oh sorry Bizaar!

      I have never seen the plant that is mentioned in the sign you would like, though it might be fun to sit and watch with a bowl of tripe and an enormous bowl of prawns.

      Have a great day, I know what you mean about the work, garden, new house, chivvying up workmen and so on and so forth, that’ll teach us to move!


      The Cat

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