Are you having a toilet event?   4 comments

Are you having a toilet event

I don’t know exactly what a toilet event is, like an event movie maybe? The advertiser definitely makes it sound special!

Still whatever a toilet event is I don’t think I want one thank you very much and so I won’t be calling the number advertised, but that doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t dear cuddly readers, just pleased don’t tell me all about it!

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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4 responses to “Are you having a toilet event?

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  1. Now now cat, stop it, you’re just being silly! Toilets at events are very important and extremely necessary. Mind you, luxury is everything – rows upon rows of individual portaloos looking like telephone boxes serve a purpose but the good ones are the mobile vans that have several compartments as well as a bank of sinks… and mum says the best ‘portaloos’ are the luxury ones that are almost like home from home, super deluxe with lots of posh toiletries.

    • Wow, you are very, very knowledgeable on this subject! And there’s me thinking that you would just welcome a lamp post or as tree! I wonder how lonk the posh toiletries last?

      • If you had a mum like mine then you too would be ‘toilet savvy’. At certain times of the year one appears on the heath where we walk, provided for the people that do the tree work and gorse bashing, and I have to confess that she’s snuck in and left me on guard outside on more than one occasion. I’ve not been in one myself, they’re the tiniest things and she says there’s no room to swing a cat, let alone have a dog in there. Her motto is ‘never miss an opportunity’ so I’m quite used to being taken into human toilets with her. For some reason she prefers them to just finding a nice bush to hide behind.

      • I know you wrote that with shame in your heart and tears in your eyes! Mother’s they can be so embarrassing can’t they? The only way to modify that sort of behaviour is to take some photographs while you’re on patrol outside and create a blog, naming and shaming works I promise, well you have read my book so you would know!

        I hope that the severe weather warning isn’t for the beautiful county of Dorset, here on the outskirts of Praha it has been very sunny, in fact we have just come in from a walk, there aren’t any Portaloos around I have to say.

        Here the men and children ‘go’ more or less out in the open, terrible habit! Well children you can understand, I suppose, but men weeing in public barely concealed by a bush, tree or back of a bus is a bit much.

        Interesting that out of all of the Czech adults it’s only ‘men’ that get caught short, women must have much greater bladder control, in spite of giving birth (in some cases) which I understand does something not only to their nethers but also their “arches” whatever they are!

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