There’s a surprise in Buddy’s store!   3 comments

Beans on the menu then

Oh dear I don’t think I want the windy pops with my meal thanks Buddy, I think I would prefer Coke or Water!

Surely someone should stop Buddy doctoring the food in his restaurant?

About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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3 responses to “There’s a surprise in Buddy’s store!

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  1. Oh goodness, toots to boots!

    • I know worrying fare I expect. I wonder what the explosive making food is, they say Beans but then the entire Thanksgiving lunch (and our Christmas one) can be quite um, let’s call it ‘volatile!’ Roast Turkey, Sprouts and then… “Ugh! was that the dog?” Har ha!

      Good news here, I have been asked to put together a development budget for an animated movie based on me, the amazingly wonderful Cat! How about that?

      I gave the producers a sample scene from the script entitled Time Tunnel, where I rather cleverly turn a Washing Machine into a Time Machine, coat myself with the Female Captor’s face mask, which sets to a consistency similar to porcelain and then blasts me into the front garden, which is quite a way from the kitchen I can tell you, but when you blow a hole in the kitchen wall, the utility room wall and then both of the garage walls you tend to travel at close to the speed of light so it doesn’t take that long.

      Unfortunately because the face mask set to the aforementioned consistency I was mistaken for a deformed garden ornament by the fire brigade, until a chunk dropped off my head and they realised I was trapped inside struggling to breath.

      The firemen were very kind though and in no time at all had chipped off most of the debris stuck to me, while the were putting out the fire and making the ruin safe.

      I like firemen they never judge, do they!

      • Har har!! I love it! You in pictures, the moon will be jealous because all the stars will be looking upon you! 🙂 I can not wait to hear more about it!

        Garden Gnomes (evil monstrosities) Played a video game call “The Sims” a while back and the Gnome came to life. It killed my Sim after I had a long run of 4 weeks!!!

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