Mixed Messages   2 comments

Mixed Messages

I expect the person who put this sign on the machine didn’t see the irony in what he or she was doing. Or of course there is another explanation maybe they were just stupid!

About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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2 responses to “Mixed Messages

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  1. You are so harsh!! Perhaps they had a sense of humour?

    • Harsh! Who me? Are you sure you have the right Cat. I try never to be critical, sarcastic or downright blunt, just cheerful and cuddly! Sadly I fail in the first three all too often, happily I am always the last two! That is if being cheerful is laughing at others who put up stupid signs (tee hee).

      I’m very glad that I am receiving your blog now, it was a strange glitch that didn’t allow me to do so. Dorset is still so beautiful. Actually I have moved to the outskirts of Prague a place that drives the autocorrect wild it’s called ‘Mratin.’ It is in the middle of not very much except forests, lakes, hills the Czechs call mountains bless them but then the are covered in snow in the winter. Speaking of autocorrect that’s a word that drives mine wild too!

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