In Muscat this is a real delicacy!   8 comments

For those of you who don’t know, Muscat is a port and I have it on good authority (gossip) that sailors do like a bit of botty, that’s right isn’t it lads?

Here is the perfect example of a nice bit of botty!


Yum yum!

About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75


8 responses to “In Muscat this is a real delicacy!

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  1. Lol, I love my botty, it’s big round and sound as a pound!!

    • Good for you. I hope your botty doesn’t look like that misshapen Kardashian woman’s. I don’t follow the sort of gossip nonsense media that she seems to dominate, however even in my reclusive cave high up in the Czech mountains I have seen pictures of what can only be a surgery induced ‘bottomly bulge’ surely?

      I hope that you are well and gainfully employed being fabulous as usual!

      • Oh lordy no! Lol.
        I am doing well!

      • Terrible isn’t it!

        So pleased to hear you are doing well, it is about time you caught a break as they say.

      • Its not permanent as always they claim it may go permanent. I however highly doubt the “Bait” they string out in front of those like me who are seeking a more permanent situation.

        I am updated my book as i go. I have my little surface tablet I takke with me to work and update and do some edits. I have posted some photos and drawings on the site now 😉 they are a bit rudamentary but it gets the point across I am making.

        Purrs and hugs.

      • It’s good that you have something and if it does turn into something more permanent that would be sublime. What can you do? Just keep slogging away.

        I didn’t read the edits, but I did see the map, though I couldn’t see any other images???? Not only that I am not getting blogs as you post them, odd when that is supposed to happen when you follow someone, and actually you aren’t the only one. I haven’t been getting them from my friend Teagan either, though I follow her too!

        Just a little helpful comment, congratulations on the correct spelling but check the tense you are writing in!

        “I printed what I had wrote and I was horrified by my grammatical errors.” ‘Had wrote’ oops! Still who am I to point out these things, well someone who wished that people did it for me har ha!

        Have a great week!


        The Cat

      • I added the map and I also updated the headline image as well. played with Photoshop for a bit.

        I will have some of the edits of the page posted sometime in the next week or so.

      • Sounds good!

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