Nice view of the what?   8 comments

The Greeks have a way with translations, which I believe has spawned the phrase “its all Greek to me!”

Here is a perfect example of what I believe is termed in most languages as ‘nonsense.’ However I do know from travelling extensively through Greece and its Islands that the Greeks are really rather randy and never missed an opportunity to ogle, pinch or frot, any one of my lovely female partners (taken on holiday separately I hasten to add).

Nice view of the what Crete

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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8 responses to “Nice view of the what?

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  1. ha! they can look, but they can not pinch or touch as I wiggle my wispy long tail in the air. That’s if I was a cat like you, my dear kitten.

    Meow and Purrs

    • I see, I understand that everybody wants to be a cat! Can’t remember the rest of the dialogue but recall it was very ’60’s.’

      • “Stray cat Strut” by the stray cats 😀 love them…

      • I’m showing my age now. At the time I was a bit long in the tooth to like them much! No “moving like Tigers on Vaseline,” is more my era, good old David Bowie!

      • Bowie is always good!!

      • He was the greatest. When I was at art college we had a band “Big Dick and the Phantom Flashers and the Flashettes’ we played a few places in Epsom and at one place the Ebisham Hall Bowie’s was top of the bill. Our act was a combination of all sorts of styles and parodies one was glamrock. I played a sort of dreadful Marc Bolan figure called Turnaround Dan, his job, dressed in a long blue lurex dress was to sit on the lap or laps of the biggest, toughest people in the audience and sing a song while blowing in their ears and twirling their hair.

        It was a ti9me when people got freaked out by that sort of thing so the reactions were varied har ha. Happily my song was ended by an enormous biker roaring down the through the stalls on his chopped hog and singing a song about the great old days. On stage he combed his hair while singing some terrible song, the comb was rigged to spray watery grease all over the first few rows while yours truly fought his way backstage after being attacked by several male members of the audience who may have had their sexuality questioned har ha.

        I have to add that being dressed and heavily made up as a woman turned on so many very attractive and nubile young ladies, a fact I heartily enjoyed.

        When my older brother lived in Chelsea when it was a very swinging place I used to stay with him Bolan, Bowie and dozens of pop stars of that period used to use the same pub that we visited, Roger’s local. called the Markham. Marc Bolan was such a twit, when he used to come in the first thing he did was put his record on the juke box, we have a word for people like him, rhymes with ‘anchor!’ Har ha.

        Happily for me my older brother Roger was a very famous music and theatre correspondent and so the people who attended were rather interesting, people like Neil Diamond, Dina Ross, Cilla Black and so many stars form that time, great fun when you are 15!


        The Cat

      • Wow you are one worldly and Artistically Cool Cat! I get to learn more and more about you weekly. 😉

      • I am? I am! Am I?

        Tee hee

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