How do snakes tell the time?   4 comments


It s like an iPhone only longer

It’s like an iPhone only longer!

Photo credit, my globetrotting friend Tammy Shook-Smith, who produces wonderful Fractal Images as exhibited in the Louvre Paris. Let me know how many dozen you need and I’ll tell her!

About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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4 responses to “How do snakes tell the time?

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  1. Lol I love you kitty. I’m still telling everyone about this cat who has a diary and a travelog. They giggle at the idea so I know what they are getting for their birthday! !

    • You are too kind. However you should get your pals to buy the book, the recommendation alone is gift enough!

      Sometimes I crack myself up!


      The Cat

      • Heading to San Antonio, TX today. I’ll see Riverwalk and The Alamo. Pics to be sent out to you later today! !

        Kisses purrs and hugs to the kitten.


      • Sounds great. If you meet Davy Crockett or John Wayne do give them my regards! They don’t write much these days, mind you I know that they are entertaining the Mexicans currently.

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