How many children would like to be one of the queen’s Corgis?   6 comments

According to the queen’s dog trainer, the queen’s corgis are fed by butlers and she hands out treats in order of seniority.

Queen Corgis

How sweet is that? Well not that sweet really!

It’s a shame that she thinks more of her dogs than she does of her subjects! Instead of lavishing so much on her dogs she could offer to feed some of the malnourished children in the UK, but that would mean giving up some holiday time I suppose.

Food bank

A report published by the Department for Environment, Food & Rural Affairs in 2014 discovered that millions of poor people in the UK cannot afford sufficient calories, while the cost of the food the did eat increased by 22 per cent.

Isn’t it about time that the royals, headed by the queen, started to show some compassion for her subjects? Well they might if they didn’t spend so much time on holiday, pretending to be an air ambulance pilot, talking to flowers and looking after their dogs!

Don’t get me wrong all dogs need to be fed, but the wages of the butlers who feed the royal pack could pay for a hungry family to have more than the occasional decent meal!

About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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6 responses to “How many children would like to be one of the queen’s Corgis?

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  1. Omg

  2. I would b happy with 1dog/cat to comfort my anxiety/panic attack

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