Dreadful Kate picking up bad royal’s habits   Leave a comment

These days even the queen is embarrassed at just how much the poor over burdened British taxpayer has to pay to ship royals around the place and decided to use a train to get to and from her holiday home for her ten week Christmas holiday break. It’s a shame that the younger royals don’t do the same.

Here’s Kate in her designer clothes carrying her own (how brave) designer bag, but then it does cost £370.00, hope it doesn’t get her £990.00 coat dirty on her way to a round trip from Kensington Palace London, to Anmer Hall, the mansion she shares with Prince William on the Queen’s Sandringham estate in Norfolk and back.

Clothes peg

At this point you have to ask KATE HAVEN’T YOU FORGOTTEN SOMETHING? YOUR TWO CHILDREN!

What a shame that the ever dreadful Middleton woman didn’t get the message and to do the same journey as the queen did for £54.00 each way, but dear Kate, the nation’s sweetheart, (not for long) just ‘had’ to take the helicopter option and cost the poor unfortunate British taxpayer £3,000.

Dreadful Kate

Still I suppose we have to thank ‘dear’ ‘Clothes Peg Kate’ and the other bunch of fools in the royal family who think that they are entitled to something that’s rapidly becoming beyond the means of the British taxpayer to afford as they hasten the day there will be an elected head of state in the UK.


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

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