The only thing stopping Argentina having the Falklands…   2 comments

Yes dear cuddly readers in my opinion the only thing stopping Argentina having the Falklands is this!

Pets recycled here Ushuaia Argentina

That’s right they recycle pets! Here is an example of the appalling conditions they keep the unwanted pets in from a pet recycling station in Ushuaia, Argentina!

Hang on word is just coming in…

Ah it would appear that the PET referred to in the sign is actually P.E.T. and is an acronym for some sort of plastic with a name I couldn’t be bothered to type!

Hmm so here is the latest news regarding the sovereignty-ship of the Falkland Islands, give them to the Argentine, they like pets as much as we do and don’t recycling them, it would seem that Mrs. Thatcher was wrong (again), but when was she ever right?


I have just recieved the sales figures for my masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and I can’t believe it, it is still selling well after all these years in both paper and pub. What can I say, thank you and please dear readers keep up the good work.

I live in an extravagant style to which I have become and I would hate to lose that. Though of course I happily I know there are billions of humans out there and it will be a long time until they all have a copy of my book, though happily I can say I have outsold the bible buy now, but only in countries like North Korea, tee hee!

About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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2 responses to “The only thing stopping Argentina having the Falklands…

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  1. Oh my gosh, you scared me there for a moment with that PET sign! And congrats on the continued success of your book!

    • I’m sorry to scare you. It scared me too, if that is any consolation!
      Thanks for the congratulations regarding my book, it has been an amazing success and I mentally thank everyone who not only bought it, but also recommended to their friends everyday.

      I hope your weekend is sublime!

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