Free wife!   12 comments

So what does she look like Stonehouse Gloucestershire

Currently I am not in the market for a new wife, but if I was I know where to go a small town in Gloucestershire called Stonehouse. I just wonder what this wife is like don’t you? The home cooked food sounds good and that’s a great start!

By the way thanks to all of the nice people out there who helped propel my little book into the Amazon top ten comedy bestsellers once again, I’d like to say don’t forget my other book The Travelogue but that might sound pushy!

About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75


12 responses to “Free wife!

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  1. I have seen a similar sign.
    If I spot anything did you want me to email it to you 🙂

    • Hello I hope that you are well and that this is good riding weather. I haven’t been on a horse since I rode Red Rum’s half brother in Hampshire over thirty years ago.

      I enjoyed riding and had rode any number of horses before riding him, and I can tell you that I have never experienced anything like it. I described it at the time as similar to the difference it must be from driving a Mini and a Ferrari. The smoothness of the horse under me was amazing.

      I got concerned when we went at gallop down a not very wide bridal way and then jumped a gate or too, but oh was it worth the terror!

      I would welcome any pictures of signs that you come across. You can’t imagine how many signs I get through in a year!

      Have a great week.


      The Cat

  2. Lmao be careful “Cat” Lena cat can “beat u” silly with her “claws” jk

  3. Nope I don’t swing that way..Thts my preference..divorced but the right guy hasn’t walked my way lol

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