Clean pensioners   2 comments

Pensioners welcome Pickwick Wiltshire

I have to say that I think there should be more services like this one in Pickwick, Wiltshire, England.

A clean pensioner isn’t a happy pensioner, because in my experience the aged always have something to moan about, except for my little old Czech neighbour who doesn’t speak a word of Czech and yet managed to spend half an hour chatting away merrily, but at least an OAP wash will keep them occupied and they can chat about Vera Lynn and rationing, in other words the good old days while they get clean.

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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2 responses to “Clean pensioners

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  1. OMD that’s just what we need for granny! She’s not able to get in a bath and can’t shower because she has to keep her cast dry… so an OAP wash would be perfect. At that price I’d be interested to know if they also do a ‘dog wash’…

    • So glad I could help poor Granny. But a Dog Wash! Nooooo if ‘they’ hear you they’ll soon get onto the subject of a Cat Wash too and that is a despicable concept.

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