A load of Swallocks   Leave a comment

A load of Swallocks

Dear Betty everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and I’m sure that there are some out there somewhere who like you, worship the ever awful Mrs. Thatcher as much as you obviously do. However Mrs. T who had a Churchill complex ‘enjoyed,’ and I use that word deliberately here, a war with the Argentine Government over a rubbishy rock in the middle of nowhere, inhabited by a bunch of “British’ citizens who only decided they were ‘British’ when the Argentinian soldiers boots hit their beaches.

It was such an ill advised war that ever the war mongered Pres. Reagan didn’t want anything to do with it, and that is saying something!

So a load of Swallocks is absolutely the right way to describe your little piece! If indeed you actually exist! I say that because of this definition from the Urban Dictionary!

Betty Swallocks. A way of saying “sweaty ballocks” politely.

And if you doubt me here is the entry.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Betty+Swallocks

So what people said about Thatcher makes sense now. If you don’t recall they said, “she was the only one in her cabinet with a pair!”


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75

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