Seems like a nice lady really!   2 comments

Seems like a nice lady really

Well what an unfortunate book title. I’m sure that Mrs. Eleanor Burns is a nice upstanding member of the community who just happens to have a rather odd hobby which she has been vigorously and enjoyably pursuing for 25 years or so!

Bless her! More power to her G-String that’s what I say! We need more ladies like Mrs. Eleanor Burns, but obviously not plying their hobby in public.

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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2 responses to “Seems like a nice lady really!

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  1. Hello stranger sorry not been around much I am recovering from an operation. hope your well x

    • It is great to hear from you. I hope you have recovered fully. Actually it is funny you ask, I have been rather poorly myself and very nearly croaked it completely two weeks ago. Since then I have been resting, not easy with a 15 month old who thinks that the floor is for anyone but her.

      Add that to the fact that Evelyn hates the pushchair and requires carrying in one of those body hugging and melting carry thingys and you can see why I get rather tired.

      Still I am much better now and plan to stay that way. I used to get these sort of attacks every four years and then they stopped, but then came back with a vengeance. I had to laugh the last time I had one in England I went straight the the doctor ther very next day, she was a Spanish locum and not that old. She did a test where you shove loads of little perfume tester things into a bottle of something that was previously inside yours truly and was shocked with the result. She said it appeared that I had “everything and really aught to be dead!”

      Well I don’t need to tell you just how bad the healthcare in the UK is. There was no follow up. No rush to a hospital. Actually that was probably just as well as I was a single parent at the time with a six year old to look after.

      Still a lack of treatment worked until the latest attack, since then I have experienced once again the impressive power and scope of the Czech healthcare system. What a good job I live here and they go around wishing that had the NHS.

      Still never mind in the next few years Cameron and the other Buffington Boys will have got rid of that.

      Have a great weekend!


      The Cat

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