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This is the divinely precious moment when a ‘learned’ Saudi cleric Sheikh Bandar al Khobairi is captured on TV trying to explain his theory that the Earth doesn’t revolve around the Sun and that instead the Sun rotates around the Earth.

This über fool not only decided to tell everyone his theory while answering questions at a university in the United Arab Emirates which was his first mistake he explained it in great detail using a small container of water on TV if you ever did.

This is what he said trying prove his point as he launched into a convoluted effort to explain his theory using the example of an airplane flying to China.

“If we leave Sharjah airport on an international flight to China… the Earth is rotating, right?” he asked sarcastically. “So, if the plane stops still on air, wouldn’t China be coming towards it? True or not?”

“If the Earth rotates on the other direction, the plane will not be able to reach China, because China is also rotating as the plane rotates.”

Yeah right! And if you followed it, do drop me a line and translate it from the original gibberish please.

Of course the Earth doesn’t rotate around the sun, it’s flat after all, everyone knows that!

Incidentally according to al-Arabiya newspaper this is the same idiot who said that Nasa never sent humans to the moon, rejecting lunar landing videos as a Hollywood fabrication.

Unfortunately a lot of idiots around the Arab world believed him at the time and spouted his nonsense by rote!


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