By special request   19 comments

A lot of people have asked me to post a picture of my translator John Woodcock’s newest edition to the family and so I thought that I would give in, oops I mean comply graciously.

Hope you like this.

Little Feet

For those who need the stats I can report that Evelyn has currently, six teeth, has begun to attempt to crawl, eats solids and can perform aerial vomiting (respect), owns a pair or two of shoes, has visited three capital cities in Europe, all in all not bad for a human of seven months and a bit, but frankly not very spectacular if you are a feline!

About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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19 responses to “By special request

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  1. Ooh what cute pink shoes. I haven’t had much to do with tiny humans – if we meet any when we’re out walking I’m not allowed to run and say hello, mum calls them squealers. I once covered a little boy in mud (not that little, he was old enough to know better) when I went to say hello and he excitedly waved his arms around and shouted whilst running round and round even when mum shouted and told him to stand still and stop waving his arms. Tee hee, I thought he wanted to play with me.

    • Thanks for the compliment about the shoes, they are of course Russian regulation issue Ukraine invasion boots. With regard to the ‘meeting dogs policy’ I understand that the translator is surprisingly liberal and allows Dogs and even itinerant wall sitting Cats to be encountered, if you ever did!

      Your mud game sounds like an awful lot of fun. But Evelyn is just a little too small to engage in a game of ‘cover me in mud.’ However I’m reliably informed that she would be delighted to join in a game and give as good as she gets.

      Just curious did you charge for your lesson? I am sure that you and your Mum pointed out to the little boy’s Mother that if the little boy had listened to her in the first place he would have been either less mud covered or actually not mud covered at all, actually this is a priceless lesson and I imagine that you are receiving monthly payments from the grateful parents.

      Happily she is not going to be one of those children or indeed adults that folds away their hands and arms when encountering any animal.

      Aren’t what your Mum calls “squealers” soft shoes worn by Americans?

      So in conclusion I expect that if Evelyn visits Dorset than she will expect to stop by for a mud game and a cup of tea. Har ha.

      Have a mud filled day!

  2. Reblogged this on soyun69 and commented:
    lol aerial vomit? cute ” pink” shoes.

    • The shoes are rather cute aren’t they? As for the aerial vomit sometimes that is accompanied by projectile vomiting as well, happily I have been missed so far because I bet that takes a lot of combing out of your fur.

      Sadly unlike my dog Ben Evelyn doesn’t eat the vomit after she has finished, I always admire that talent in dogs. Of course I don’t want to emulate them though.

      Have a happy day.


      The Cat

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