Kilt Packages – oh dear what are they   Leave a comment

Yesterday I was in the Scottish Shop and noticed, what I can only describe as some little Scottish nicknacks, I couldn’t bring myself to handle them and so I waited until I got home to do some research and find out what on earth they were.

And low and behold I captured this webpage which sells a large number of what they describe as “Kilt Packages,” I shudder to think what you can keep in your Kilt Package and frankly don’t want to know.

Kilt Packages  oh dear what are they

What worried me even more was that all of the Kilt Packages displayed are described as “Party Kilt Packages.” Oh the horror, I think I need a drink of water or a plate of Prawns, can you imagine a Kilt Clad Scot displaying his Party Package, I know I can and… no! It has to be a lie down now.

I suppose that you might be wondering what I was doing in Scottish Shop in the first place dear cuddly reader, well that’s simple I was shopping for a Tartan Rug, they are made of wool and soft warm and rather luxurious, Like cuddling a long haired German Shepherd Dog.

Sadly I couldn’t spring for the cashmere version they come in at over $500, cue sound of jaws dropping all over the world. That’s a shame because it would be lovely to snuggle into now the nights are drawing in a snow is on the way.

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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