China Where Maintenance Stops Tourists   8 comments

Waiting allowed Dandong China

Still scratching my head over this one!

About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

Trams of Prague ePub Cover 2 1 13 225x225 75


8 responses to “China Where Maintenance Stops Tourists

Subscribe to comments with RSS.

  1. LOL! Engrish translations sure can be pretty funny sometimes 🙂 I’ve seen some of these signs and things before, but don’t think I’ve seen this one before.

    • yes this one is a good one. I do try to ensure that the signs I us after people kindly send them haven’t been used before, but this is the internet and there is very little that hasn’t been ‘done’ before. Even the signs I photograph of wonderful Czech nonsense, like the food delivery company ‘Fany’ has been on the internet, but then never mind it is nice just to make people laugh if they haven’t seen the sign before and signs are my hobby as you may have noticed, in fact I adore the misuse of English everywhere from Rap to Chinese translations and back “YO”! Har ha!

      Have a great day and I hope you sell loads of books.

  2. Reblogged this on soyun69 and commented:
    wth… lmao

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: