Only what?   6 comments

Only what

Can’t say I am fond of beer to be honest and the Chinese have just put me off crisps or chips as they say in most of the ‘Vortex of Cold.’

I do feel sorry for my pals in America who are currently living in a ‘Vortex of Cold’ must be just plain rotten, worse still is every time you say ‘Vortex of Cold’ you probably have to shout over the unbelievably dramatic music that accompanies anyone saying ‘Vortex of Cold!’

About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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6 responses to “Only what?

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  1. Reblogged this on soyun69 and commented:

    • Yes not nice!

      • i dont like beer either.who did heck name these snacks.

      • Good for you. As for the culprit who names the snack, well all signs point to some genius in the marketing department of the Chinese snack food company. Har ha.Mind you sometimes the reverse happens. I am sure you have heard that, when Coca cola istranslated into Chinese means “To make mouth happy.” Fortunately that is a more recent version than the original one used when they started selling the stuff in China circa 1927, then it meant “bite the wax tadpole.”

        Personally I think I prefer the latter don’t you, it has a ring to it! Doesn’t it?

  2. BOL being a canine I would probably quite like these snacks!! I’m sure I’ve eaten worse.

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