A Classic   4 comments

Here’s a big thank you from The Cat to ‘Junction Produce’ based in Wuxi, yes you guessed where – China of course, home to absolutely no one who can speak English.

Classic Chinese English Translation from Wuxi

I think a prize should go to anyone who can tell me what this sign is actually about with a degree of “rambunctiousness” whatever that might be?

About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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4 responses to “A Classic

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  1. Oh my, well, I got the general idea, possibly, or maybe not. They have something to do with, um, cars to take posh people to the ping forever everlasting. How hard can it be and they have gross fed back.

    • You are probably right, though i have a feeling we will never know. Which raises the question “do we really want to know?”

      My thoughts on “ping forever’ were simple, I wondered if they offered a service to bring you back (probably advertised on the reverse of the sign) then it could be ‘Ping Pong forever everlasting’ oh my, I rather like Ping Pong but everlasting Ping Pong, I don’t know if I would be a fan of ‘that!’

      Occasionally I am sure that we all have a bit of “gross fed back” it is like acid reflux isn’t it? I imagine too much Tripe can induce some pretty severe gross fed back, but then I am only imagining it, and honestly I wish I wasn’t!

      Have a great day, I have to get back to finding someone with large amounts of cash for a movie, the other side of the business usually called the boring side.

  2. Reblogged this on soyun69 and commented:
    something is wrong with tht word when u cant find it on Wikipedia. lol

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