This’ll get you going for the New Year!   4 comments

You humans have your horse tranquillisers (by the way taking pills meant for horses is eminently daft in my opinion) and we Cats have this:

Frienzied Cat Meat

So see you on the dance floor, tonight, to warm up, tomorrow night to celebrate and if this stuff is as good as they say it is every night nest year!

Like all things that keep you going, I do have some concerns regarding ‘Frenzied Cat Meat,’ even though it is “spicy” and we all need that don’t we? The one thing that worries me is this what is “effective Carp attractants?” I don’t want to take this and end up dancing my paws off with a fish for the rest of the year and worse, will I be able to tell that I am dancing with a fish?

You know what it’s like, you pop your ‘upper’ of choice and you hit the dance floor, after a few minutes you don’t even know if you definitely aren’t the left leg of a table let alone just who or in some cases ‘what’ you are jiving with do you!

About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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4 responses to “This’ll get you going for the New Year!

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  1. Whatever next. I can guarantee that this product will NOT be found in Pickle’s treat cupboard. She is completely bonkers without anything spicy or carp enhanced.

    • I’m with you on that. They say that you have to avoid ‘carps’ don’t they, or you put on weight! That’s right isn’t it?

      • Yes I think mum goes on about avoiding carps. Doesn’t stop her putting on weight though. Eeek perhaps I’ve been eating carps, as the vet says I need to lose a couple of pounds, or was that kilos. I shall stick to tripe from now on.

      • Poor Mum, but I can assure you carps are very difficult to lose, they are tricky little fellas and follow you around all the time, and worse there are more than just a few chasing you. As for the Vet saying “you need to lose a few pounds” don’t worry too much about that, he probably was totting up your Vet’s bill and some of it came out loud, they do over calculate all too often, I put that down to ambition!

        “Tripe on brother!” As I believe they said in the 60’s!

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