A great reason for being ‘dirty’   2 comments

Crocodiles obviously don t eat the unwashed in Sri Lanka

Crocodiles obviously don’t eat the unwashed in Sri Lanka!

Just out of interest does anyone know what Crocodiles do when the “go about?” Is it a nautical term? meaning that Crocodiles are using the area to turn just like heavy trucks?

Or is the signwriter suggesting that Crocodiles go around in pairs mugging innocent people as in the 1970’s British Public Information Film whose title was “Watch out, watch out there’s a thief about!”

You humans are very confusing especially when using a language that isn’t your own but I am sure you believe you are rather competent in!

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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2 responses to “A great reason for being ‘dirty’

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  1. BOL or of course they could mean that one should just “refrain from bathing crocodiles – go about”. Us pups are always getting bathed by the humans, but we’d far rather they just went about and left us in our mucky pup state.

    • Oh yes, how clever of you to think of that. I have to agree being dirty is rather fun isn’t it, sadly it means that we cats have to use our tongues a lot after getting dirty. Hmmm! That sort of sounds rude doesn’t it? Still at least Cats over the centuries have managed to educate humans as to our bathing preferences, as they say in the feline world, “scratch often enough and a human will learn… eventually!”

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