Chinese exaggeration and toilet humour combined   4 comments

Chinese exaggeration and toilet humour

Ten thousand flowers yeah right? In the west we just use air freshener it’s so much easier and less labour intensive. And of course not having all those flowers means you have more room in your average toilet, no wonder the Chinese are grabbing large amounts of other people’s territory.

Worse it takes a Cat to point out what is so obvious, I bet they’ll flush with embarrassment when they read this! Tee hee.

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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4 responses to “Chinese exaggeration and toilet humour combined

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  1. Well I have to say that I think it would be 10000 times better if instead of ‘going to the loo/lavatory/toilet… or, as some people say, bog or john’ one could say one was just visiting the chamber of 10000 flowers. Sounds positively elegant and sweet smelling. In fact I bet the Queen already visits the chamber of 10000 flowers. We’re having family to stay for Christmas this year and I think our downstairs cloakroom is going to be adorned with a sign on the door just like the one in your blogpost.

    • Sounds like a plan. Maybe you could rename all of the rooms in you home, bedrooms could be ‘The Palace of Semi-Eternal Peace,’ the Hallway ‘The first step of ten thousand,’ and the kitchen ‘The Place of Plenty!’

      Well it’s just a thought!

  2. BOL and mum should know, she never misses an opportunity to visit those chambers of a lot of flowers. Me, I just find a nice patch of grass, so much easier.

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