Birthday Candles   5 comments

I bought some birthday candles for my beloved Mrs. Cat’s birthday cake.

As you can see they say “HAPPY BIPTHDAY” which is an interesting spelling of the very traditional message, if I may say so.

The candles were not very carefully made in Germany. I wonder if the German version says “Alles Gute sum Geburtsag” instead of “Alles Gute sum Geburtstag.” Masters of Europe yeah right!

Happy Bipthday

Now I know that English isn’t the German’s first language, the clue is in the nations name I bet, but I managed to get the correct spelling of Happy Birthday in German and I am just a Cat, they are a bunch of loud clever dickies!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams


Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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5 responses to “Birthday Candles

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  1. Well what a to do. Very difficult to sing Happy Bipthday without sounding like you have a lithp. Hang on tho, the ‘I’ looks as if it has extra long legs on it so perhaps you could cut a bit off each one, warm them up a little and roll them into a little prosthetic leg for the P?

    • I like the ‘I’ idea! Bless you, you are a mine of ideas and suggestions. Can I ask has anyone ever let you implement any of your ‘ideas?’ I wonder!

      Have a spiffing day.

      Purrs,

      The Cat

    • Just a thought. As you probably know there ate ‘factoids’ lurking around all over the place these days and I wondered if your tips and ideas should have a name too.

      How about:

      ‘Teagan’s Tiplets?’

  2. Oh yes, we like the sound of that… Teagan’s Tiplets… I could collect them all up and put them in a book BOL

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