Indian/English it’s the new gibberish

Most Indians speak English, but do they make sense?

I think that the verdict is out don’t you dear cuddly readers.

Fancy confusing a part of a foot with the act of removal, the only others who get all confused about ‘toes’ are the Russian poor loves who call all of their toes, ‘fingers’ or possibly the other way around and as for the word ‘thumb’ well you can forget about them altogether there isn’t a Russian word for thumbs. Occasionally you will hear a Boris or a Nadia call their thumbs my “big finger” and they won’t be toddlers, they will be grownups! If you ever did!

The Russians do have names for their fingers (only on their hands I believe, not the fingers at the end of each foot), where we in the west have ‘index’ finger the Russians have a pointing finger and our ring finger is called ‘nameless’ and as I am losing the will to live typing this, you must be bored dear cuddly reader so that is all on Russian fingers for today!

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About the Author

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

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Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.