Ever wondered where crap comes from   8 comments

Ever wondered where crap comes from

First of all before I start on any jokes or poke fun at Mr. Shan and his ‘Arts Emporium’ I would like to thank him for his honesty, at least if you are tempted to enter his emporium you know that all of his merchandise is “crap” it says so on the sign above the entrance.

Sadly the sign doesn’t elaborate about the conditions the workers producing this crap endure, their low wages and the fact that when the building they are working in collapses on top of them, the west will surely pick up the bill! But hey, the sign is just not big enough and that’s not Mr. Shan’s fault is it?

Now I promised a joke, but when employers treat their employees the way the Mr. Shan’s of the world in India, Bangladesh and Pakistan and other totally uncivilised countries treat their employees I find it rather difficult to be funny, yes even me!

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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8 responses to “Ever wondered where crap comes from

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  1. Crap etc.

  2. Pop over to Easy’s blog and see the video on today’s post it will make you laugh 🙂 http://easyweimaraner.wordpress.com

    • Will do, but not at the moment, just been to the dentists two hours I was mauled about, drilled and treated, and that is just because my NHS dentist didn’t take a root out when he should have done before fitting a crown, I love the Czech medical profession when they doctor or dentist you you know you have been seen to, if I can say that! I nearly said you know you have been ‘doctored’ but in the animal world that is a very bad word indeed!

      Have a sublime weekend.


      The Cat

      • oh sorry to hear about your bad day 😦 Saturday tomorrow and you will be ok. I have bird flu at the moment (Woman + cold) LOL

      • I am sorry to hear you are poorly. I hope that I will be ok tomorrow, the anesthetic is wearing off at the moment and that is probably why it huts, that and having my mouth clamped open for two hours – without being able to talk.

        Get better soon there is nothing worse than a cold – well toothache is up their but I can’t blow my own trumpet at the moment because it hurts to har ha.

        Have a great weekend.

      • you too 🙂

      • Thanks I intend to. That or drink whiskey, oh dear I don’t have whiskey and I don’t drink, I knew I would discover a downside to not drinking one day. Still at least I don’t roll around in the high street on a Saturday night for the sake of the CCTV cameras har ha.

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