The French will eat anything   4 comments

I wonder if after getting French horse meat whether these Caramels will be their next successful export?

The French will eat anything

The French do eat some rubbish don’t they? But Nappies, opps sorry Nappées take the err Biscuit, don’t they?

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4 responses to “The French will eat anything

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  1. I dont know John…this is questionable. “Nappees?” lol

  2. I would just have cheese,baguette or quiche plus good wine. 🙂

    • Well at least I didn’t try to squeeze the gag into a Diaper! If you see what I mean, I know that nappies are a foreign term to most Americans though and was worried that only the most intelligent would get it and I wont say anymore there about a nation that can elect Ronald Regan, because I come from a nation that elected the most awful of people Margaret Thatcher. Har ha

    • I see, I like french food but the stuff from the country not the over hyped nonsense that the ‘cuisine’ has become, give me a Croque monsieur any day. Now there is a little town near Le mas which in the summer has a market in the square and serve the best Croque monsieur in the world, you sit in the sun munching heaven. That is what is so nice about France, not the nonsense.

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