Straight talking tourist information   18 comments

In New Zealand they don’t want to waste your time with flowery tales of tourist attractions and other such fluff and nonsense, they give you down to earth information you can process immediately.

Straight talking New Zealand tourist information

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it’s my wonderful first book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?


18 responses to “Straight talking tourist information

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  1. Now this has to be one of my favourites 🙂

    • Love it. Especially the Poundbury ‘comment’ it could have read “ugly buildings only for the rich!” The whole development is questionable prince Charles has made a fortune developing his agricultural land in what was promised to be a scheme that would produce affordable eco-friendly housing for locals, but the locals can’t afford the damn things.

      The whole place is like some sort of awful mutant Dickensian, Chocolate box collection of the ramblings of someone who thinks that there should be very few wealthy people who occasionally dish out ‘alms’ as his equally dreadful mother does once a year on Maundy Monday.

      Of course the development made Charles even richer and the environment or the people who live in it even poorer, I have to say here that I don’t like the monarchy (you might have noticed) and prefer to live in a republic even though I am English.

      I did like the sign which announced that you were entering Connecticut and that it was the birthplace of George W. Bush, and they offered an apology. Gosh that sign could be the most common in the world if every birthplace of the ‘awful’ owned up.

      I suppose that is why I was endeared to Grantham, the birthplace of the ever awful Margaret Thatcher, they refuse to have a statue erected in the town, sadly they went down in my books when they bowed to pressure and allowed the dreadful edifice to be erected.


      I’ll stop there!

  2. btw what does bugger mean?

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