Trouble in India!   3 comments

Trouble in India Madras

I think that there should be a prize for working out exactly what this sign means and as importantly offering suggestions as to why so many words are hyphenated.

As you may or may not know because so many Indians speak and use the English language, English is the second most widely used language in the world, but I ask myself – is it? Do they really speak English because they can’t write it! Can they?

Lastly I have to ask, has a stranger ever coaxed you to “for a Dance-Party-or-Something Like” and did you find them troublesome? Or did you find your partner?

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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3 responses to “Trouble in India!

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  1. Very strange sign, I cant recall someone trying to coax me to a dance or something like?

    I agree with you the translations are a bit off aren’t they? Im hoping they meant do not run off with strangers, they may be bad people. I think that would sound better, Yes?

    • I have a feeling that only the translator knew what he or she was walking about and sadly I believe that he or indeed she had a head full of nonsense and that awful over confidence people have when they ‘believe’ that they speak out language like a native.

      • As for me looking for a full time permanent position. I have heard it all and seen a lot more of this quasi translations. I have one who is just annoying me with questions about my past history and who is insistent on contacting me by telephone.

        With out getting in to the gory details, he asked questions which are not allowed by the US such as Age, medical health and if I was married. It made me think he was searching for a spouse not an Accounting finance guru like myself. I respectfully declined to answer and he got agitated and I hung up. He then proceeded to send emails and ask the same questions. I told him these types of questions are not allowable by the equal employment act of the US he has since then quit the responding.

        Crazy huh?

        I’m sure other cuddly readers have had the same chaos with telemarketers and or responses from the dreaded Craig’s List advertisements. Its hard enough to find suitable employment with out someone phishing for information for Marital bliss.

        I am truly happy with my Cat 🙂

        Purrs and hugs always my Handsome and truly Brilliant Cat

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