You know the expression ‘never play with guns’ is so try but people still do and then look what happens! Oops! What a shame that the ‘safety’ was off! Still at long last the prince of Wales has actually ‘done’ something while wearing a military uniform and impersonating someone from the armed forces, I think [...]
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Never play with guns Leave a comment
Dodgy train timetable Leave a comment
If you ever go to Tallinn in Estonia you are going to be in for a really treat; if you like old, clean, uncrowded cities with lots of bars, cafés, friendly locals and places to see and it is as pretty in the Winter (picture below) as it is in the Summer (the picture of [...]
For the Git in your life Leave a comment
Here is a little hope for everyone who’s life is being made a misery by the Git in their life. At last there’s somewhere to send all of the Gits to and we can only hope that they like it so much that they stay there! So if there’s a git in your life pick [...]
Just an observation! Leave a comment
The other day I was doing what ex-pats do and reading the UK press or that bit of it that escapes online, and I have to admit I was doing it using superfast (and cheap I might add) broadband, but then I live in a very modern dynamic country unlike the country I was reading [...]
Dreadful recipes from around the world pt 1 – in a can 2 comments
The label says it all! I’m afraid. About the Author – The Author of the Cat Diary The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised [...]
I Made Rice Pudding Yesterday 4 comments
It was so cold yesterday that I decided to indulge myself in a little English soul food, me being a furry little English soul, so it seemed just right. English food has the ability to make you feel not only warm when you eat it but also has a cheering effect and though I never [...]
A bit of Snow Leave a comment
Well it has finally happened, Central Europe, and other odd bits attached to this particular bit of the Continent have frozen solid as the temperatures touch paw freezingly awful parts of the thermometer usually unexplored by us middle earth dwellers and more common in chilly bits of the world like Siberia, Alaska and of course [...]
A Bit Of Dysfunctional Faith 2 comments
I should imagine by now that everyone in the world knows that I am a very famous Feline author of several bestselling (thankfully) books, the first ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ sold more copies than the Bible (when translated in to Inuit) and the second ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ is currently outselling the [...]
The Sad Story of the Cat, the Pensioner, The Couple Arguing And An Open Window 8 comments
A lot of newspapers recently have been carrying a story about an 85 year old pensioner being hit on the head by a Cat in Buenos Aires in July. The pensioner was knocked unconscious and was in a coma for a long while after being hit by the Cat and has never really recovered from [...]
What Do The Bird And Deer Look For? Leave a comment
Sometimes you see a sign that really asks more questions than it answers, just like this one from the masters of misinformation and translation, the Japanese bless them. This sign from a Monkey Park (yes you guessed right) is one of the best exhibits of the Japanese tradition of ‘Ru-bbishy’ which roughly translated means ‘nonsense [...]
