I thought as there had been a few stories recently about yours truly and wonderful, intelligent Cats in general I would give you humans a human story for a change. Everyone knows Facebook.com I suppose and most people if you tie them to a chair and shine a light into their eyes for long enough [...]

Mixing metaphors is like mixing drinks, it can produce an intemperate tirade of nonsense, similar to the intoxicatingly dumb and boring stories that currently beset poor, only in the sad stakes, Tiger Woods. Now I have to say that of course I really have difficulty stirring myself to defend an idiot, and as the once [...]