“Care for a knob bun madam?” Is probably a question that you hear the length and breath form Finland from kinky Helsinki to outrageous Oulu. Although of course everyone knows that in 1977, for reasons best known to err… Fins the concepts of both ‘city’ and ‘town’ were done away with and today the poor [...]

I love America because the people are open, honest and fun, where else in the world would they call a restaurant Captain Poo’s Blue Marlin Bar and Grill? Nowhere and that is a fact which is why Captain Poo’s Blue Marlin Bar and Grill is at 2200 Little River Neck Road, North Myrtle Beach, South [...]

If you have read my masterpieces of feline literature ‘Getting Out Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary‘ and ‘The Cat’s Travelogue‘ you may well be familiar with my lawyer Mr. Todd A. Leibowitz “call me Todd” who has represented me as a lawyer, agent, advisor, familiar, confidante, spokesperson, PR expert, investment consultant and personal councillor for [...]

On my meandering way around the world researching my latest unputdownable masterpiece of feline literature ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ I dropped off in a lot of places, but then human cities, after a while, get very samey don’t they and frankly they could send anyone with as little interest in human activities (except Prawn fishing of [...]

As the title says imagine my horror when I was casually leafing through my admiring Twitter followers and weeding out the spammers and porn artists, who I seem to attract for no reason that I can fathom, to discover that this political organisation follows me. The picture of that chap who leads the organisation and [...]

Most signs in the world have little or no value (except comedic) and therefore should be ignored, but and it is a big one so I will say it again but there are some signs that should be read, understood and their advice, instructions followed to the letter, one such sign is the one below [...]

It was the Spanish F1 Grand Prix this weekend and although I didn’t have the opportunity to see it at the track in Barcelona I do intend to see it on TV so please don’t tell me the result. When I go to the GP in Barcelona or indeed visit any part of Spain I [...]

Recently a collection of stupid humans tried their hardest to give us felines, well one of my bigger spotted brothers, a bad name yet again by being, stupid, very stupid and then even stupider! Imagine the scene in Kagga Kamma game reserve, Port Elizabeth South Africa, acres of wild landscape and even wilder animals that [...]

The setting is tropical. The hotel is above average for Sri Lanka, read into that what you will! And the sunset reflecting across the beach is breathtaking. You have to admit and I have to say that even the dead things floating in the pool and the none to clean hotel look rather tidy in [...]

As the title says you humans frighten and confuse me sometimes and the picture below shows one of those times. Why do so many humans want ‘new’ bits? Why aren’t you content with the noses, cheeks, hair, boobs and bums that you grew up with, why do so many of you you have to chop [...]