The Cat has landed   2 comments

The Cat has landed

I am happy to announce with my partners the European Space Agency that The Cat has landed on top of a Strawberry Ice Cream, avoiding the cone.

After a journey of 10 minutes that covered just of 520 metres, The Cat slowly approached the Strawberry Ice Cream and deploying his claws attached himself to the surface in a soft sandy area.

After securing the landing site, The Cat sent back his first words from the surface which were. “Ugh, this is sand not Strawberry Ice Cream! We’ll have to try Mars next it looks like an enormous Raspberry Bonbon Yum yum!”


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams


Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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2 responses to “The Cat has landed

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  1. Reblogged this on soyun69 and commented:
    lmao (in tears)

    • It was quite funny wasn’t it. Sadly I believe my spacecraft’s batteries are about to give out and I won’t be able to recharge them until August 2015. Hmm hope you follow the news or that last sentence is nonsense. Tee hee.

      Tx for the reblog, you are a very faithful commenter and I am ever so grateful to you.

      J

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